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Tang Tang, I have something to tell you.
Yes.
Please keep it a secret for me.
Yes.
I like men.
- Huh?- Huh?
That's right. I like men.
That's the truth. You won't hate me, will you?
Even though that was a bit sudden,
I think I'll still treat you the same way I have before.
This is Lin Yu Tang and He Zhi Zhou's secret.
I heard about it when I went to the toilet instead of class the other day.
If I had a choice, I would have
much rather pooped my pants than listen to something like this.
♬ If you want to cry, then cry. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to speak, then speak. Don't be so boring ♬
♬ You brought upon yourself the big problems in life ♬
♬ Let love burn as much as you let it ♬
♬ If you want to love, then love. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to sleep, then sleep. Don't be so cranky ♬
♬ We have been running along a road ♬
♬ Which is the most romantic wild roar of the youth ♬
Proud of Love
Hogging Lin Yu Tang and stealing other peoples' boyfriends?
You're really getting all the boys out there.
Sisters, attack.
Boss, this is our first time. We don't have experience.
What's in trend right now?
Stripping clothes and taking photos.
Then do just that. Go.
Wait.
What?
Aren't you scared that I'd do something to you?
- No.- No!
- Go and strip off her clothes.- Hold it.
I'm helping you.
I can't stand it when a whole bunch of you bully one person. Don't ask me why.
Since she doesn't know what's good for her, strip her, too.
Hey.
Shen Xi, looks like your friend isn't too loyal.
Now, there's no one to interfere.
Sorry to interfere again.
Shen Xi, go.
Go!
Thanks for that.
No need to thank me. I wasn't helping you. It was just my sense of justice kicking in, that's all.
I only care about the result.
Please respect my position.
After what happened between you and He Zhi Zhou...
Actually, we're only friends.
Really?
I don't care, because I've already broken up with that cheap jerk.
Jerk?
[Shen Xi]
Why aren't you answering?
It's He Zhi Zhou.
You're welcome.
What do you mean?
It means that you can come back to the dorm tonight.
I'm telling you, regarding the matter with He Zhi Zhou,
I am your senior. It's only right for you not to contact him.
Think about it. If he could do something like that to me today, it's possible for him to do it to you too sooner or later.
I'd much rather sleep outside now.
If he does it to you today, then he'll be doing it to Chen Han and Dou Dou tomorrow.
No way.
Either way, that man isn't any good.
He's just a bad jerk. Right?
Yes.
Say it.
He Zhi Zhou is a jerk.
That's the way.
What's the situation right now?
It looks like there is only one explanation.
In this world, there is a type of friendship that only exists between girls.
It's called, "Being hurt by the same jerk before."
This type of friendship exists because of a common person they loathe.
No matter how much inveterate hatred there was between them,
as soon as a common enemy comes in, they will become inseparable allies.
Ha, this is what the situation is right now.
- There is definitely something going on between these two.- You finally realized.
Now, do you understand?
Pretty much.
- I'm going to bed now.- Me, too.
Hey, wait. Explain everything to us.
You two were clearly contradicting against each other only a few days ago,
but now, you guys are acting very close instead, which makes it very suspicious.
So blunt.
- Actually— - Hey.
Don't interrupt, and let him speak.
You don't need to say anything.
Things are already very clear.
I already know the truth.
When did you become so smart?
Is it because Shen Xi is pregnant, but you don't know whose it is?
So you two have agreed to take on the duty of caring for it, which led you to shake hands and be on good terms?
Get out.
Can he be more unreliable?
- Actually—- Actually,
He Zhi Zhou and Shen Xi are just friends.
Earlier, I misunderstood them.
Can't you just say it? What are you hiding away from?
Tang Tang, let's go to bed.
Goodnight.
Oh, please. Can you not make a public display of affection in front of me?
Today, I had to invite Boss to teach us the strategies of how to form a pure friendship with girls
so that we are able to get closer to girls.
Actually, regarding the matter of dating girls,
I don't have that much experience, either.
That's because you...?
- That's because I never date girls.- Oh.
No... I always get down to business.
That's what we need.
Since we are all comrades—
I am not.
When Boss is sharing his life experiences with us,
can you wait until he's finished before you speak?
The so-called pure friendship between guys and girls
is actually the prelude to the development of a romantic relationship.
You should walk in through the back door first to expand that friendship.
Then, after becoming very close and intimate friends,
you can gradually, gradually
pass on your feelings to them.
So in the end, you naturally become lovers.
To sum it up in one sentence, do not act hastily.
Act hastily! Act hastily!
It's first tone, not fourth tone! (Changing the tones in Chinese will change the meaning of the word.)
This is what it's like between Tang Tang and I.
You said it, you said it!
I already told you not to interrupt when he's speaking.
No, he just said... He just said.. He and Lin Yu Tang—
No, I meant Shen Xi and Lin Yu Tang.
What were we saying again?
See? You interrupted his train of thought.
Where are you going?
I am going to go search for a good friend who I can chat with.
Haven't we established an all-conquering friendship?
You're going to betray our friendship?
You... Shut Up.
Shen Xi, Shen Xi.
Why do I have to apply the face mask for you?
Stu-pid.
Stand still.
Who wants to see you again?
Deity He!
I haven't seen you for such a long time. I feel so insecure.
No matter what, I'm a girl. Why should I be thick-skinned and contact him?
If he doesn't want to meet me, then we shall not meet.
Dirty pervert.
Stupid pervert, you deserved it.
You're here as well? What a coincidence.
I dare not delay. If we don't inject it on time and your face becomes damaged, I'm afraid you can't take it.
You have some conscience. You can inject first.
Ladies first. You can go first.
Don't tell me you're scared?
Funny.
Are you guys done yet? Who's going first?
- He is.- She is.
You go first.
What about you?
None of your business. I'll rest for a bit.
Deity He, I think
you can't walk.
Go away.
Okay, I'll go, then.
Hey, you.
I knew you couldn't bear to kick me away. You're so arrogant.
You think I don't understand you? Come, come up.
Hey, let me go.
It's okay. You can't see me anyway.
I'm afraid that other people will see us and spread rumors.
I told Tang Tang what you told me to tell him.
What did he say?
He said that we are in a pure friendship.
We're still friends, right?
Off we go.
Hey, my butt hurts.
Off we go!
I caught them again.
Why did I say "again?"
It looks like everyone's problems are solved.
Bao Bao is actually still awake. During the day, he said to Xia Wei Ye,
"How about we start from being friends first to maintain a pure friendship?
Xia Wei Ye asked him, "Will you be friends with a pet?" And he said, "No.
But doesn't that mean I would become your pet?"
Xia Ye Wei answered, "Will you see a human as a pet?"
So he said, "No." Xia Wei Ye said, "Are you a bit muddled up?"
"If so, come and see me after you've thought it through."
Lin Yu Tang, who has just been informed about the matter between He Zhi Zhou and Shen Xi, should be sleeping in peace,
but he is not.
Today, Lin Yu Tang went to work as usual, but Lin Chao Xi was there really early.
She started questioning him about the things between him, He Zhi Zhou and Shen Xi.
Lin Yu Tang said that they are only friends.
Lin Chao Xi asked, "Then are we just friends?"
Lin Yu Tang answered, "Yes." But Lin Chao Xi said, "I don't think so."
Lin Yu Tang couldn't find the right words for a reply, so he saw it as a confession.
During the day, Chen Han saw He Zhi Zhou and Shen Xi together, so she immediately went to tell Xia Wei Ye about it.
She said, "He Zhi Zhou and Shen Xi are definitely not just friends."
And Xia Wei Ye... She went to eat with Shen Xi without saying anything,
which made Chen Han feel like she was rejected.
Xia Wei Ye isn't asleep, either. She had completely heard what Chen Han said during the day.
The reason why she tolerated it and didn't keep things to herself was because she was contemplating if she should return to the same guy.
As for Shen Xi, our center of attention..
She is asleep!
Wait, there is one more person still awake.
No, I think that's just how she sleeps.
As for why I'm the one saying all these...
It's because I'm the one who wants to tell everyone these secrets. However, before
I tell them, they started telling me secrets.
From now on, everyone's troubles come to an end.
That's not the case!
Even Ling Chao Xi, the obstacle between me and Tang Tang, has disappeared.
Xiao [disapp...]
What? Even if she doesn't disappear, there is no need for so many of her.
"Welcome the National Treasure Debater from Beijing Normal University, Ling Chao Xi."
"Topic: Do pure relationships between men and women exist?"
I can't accept this! I want to sign up for this!
Where is Ling Chao Xi?
Tang Tang is so handsome.
But it's not time to think about this now.
Let us give a warm welcome to the star debator Ling Chao Xi!
Oh, no. What's going on? Why am I her teammate?
We believe that purity is a measure of love.
To me, this form of measure is not gender.
It is how much we are willing to give to the other person.
So we think that pure friendships exist between men and women.
Thank you.
Great!
Opposing team's speaker, please speak.
Go!
I agree with her viewpoint.
What? Is this even a debate?
Next member from the Affirmative Team, please speak.
We think that we don't have to say anything else.
I don't agree with my team member.
So handsome!
As long as the measurement is within one's grasp, there will be pure friendships.
I don't understand the concept of measurement here.
Let me ask you. Does it mean that we have a grasp of the measurement as long as we don't have sex?
Lin Yu Tang, what do you think?
Lin Yu Tang, he's going against the rules.
It's time for free dabate now.
Theoretically speaking, as long as you don't exceed the time limit, it's not against the rules.
Please answer my question!
Fine! Since you asked, I'll answer you.
The reason why you think that there can't be pure friendship between men and women
is due to the serious lack of a sense of security
between lovers and their distrust for each other.
What do you think, Lin Yu Tang?
Based on what you've said, when there's a third party,
can he/she push the blame on to the couple?
Tang Tang, what do you think?
You are being unreasonable!
You are unreasonable! According to your logic,
the so-called pure friendship between men and women is only an intent.
One person will never say the truth, and the other will play the fool till the end.
What about you and Shen Xi?
Are you pure friends, too?
- This matter...- That's right.
We...
He's looking at me! Should I give him the affirmative look?
He's finally going to say it! He's finally going to say it!
Pet? Human? Human? Pet?
What does she mean?
If I say yes, she will win. If I say no, I'll hurt Tang Tang.
But I won't let you win.
We... aren't.
What?
We are not!
Not! Not!
Not! Not! Not!
I will not let you win!
That night when we found He Zhi Zhou,
he was already drunk.
Everyone has their own troubles, so we stayed behind just because we want to solve our own problems.
But everyone forgot about their own objectives after the third round of drinks.
Are you silly? Why did you say that today?
What's the situation between the both of you?
I can't say. If I say it, what will happen to you?
Say it. Who do you like?
No, I won't say.
You are stupid. I asked you if women can become pets,
so you can just say yes.
But what do you mean?
You are friends now. Silly.
You understand me better.
I have to.
Have a drink!
Sure!
Cheers!
As for the reason why I'm saying these is because no one listens
to the secrets that I'm keeping!
♬ If you were a rainbow that is hard to be seen ♬
♬ I am willing to be a passerby's gasp of surprise ♬
♬ If you were also a star that could be seen but unattainable ♬
♬ We were already fated to not match with one another ♬
♬ However, I am already an ordinary person, ♬
♬ Able to understand everything, yet my heart still hurts deeply ♬
♬ We talked cheerfully, joked around together, and shared our inner thoughts with one another ♬
♬ However, our souls do not dare to acknowledge each other ♬
I'll give you hundred dollars.
Can I tell you a secret?
Sorry,
I can't take so much of your money for nothing.
Why not let me tell you a secret. Last year, on a night...
I haven't said it yet!